Joro Olofin Reveals 3 Ways To Keep Women Happy

Popular blogger and relationship expert is out again with a ridiculous list, this time to reveal how to make women happy.

According to him these are the three ways;
– Give her Oral Sex 9 times a week

– Listen to her like a sermon

– Give her money
Most importantly give her Head 9 times a week, you have 6 days of her period to rest but continue 2/3 days after her Period.
You will have a Happy Faithful partner.

 

Joro Olofin Releases Shocking List On How To Identify A Potential ‘Husband Material’

Popular blogger, relationship expert and ‘beard gang activist’ Joro Olofin has always been in the habit of creating funny, unrealistic, baseless lists.

In 2017 he even went as far as giving a list of spots to find a potential Wife material girl in Lagos listing Eko Idumota market as one of the spots. Few days after releasing his list detailing the qualities of a wife material, he has released the list of Husband materials. Read and tell us if you agree with all the qualities listed.

How to Identify HUSBAND MATERIAL (HM).

Any guy who has suggested at least Church or Bible study date is HM ( Propose to Him)
If his whatsapp doesn’t show when a message comes in he’s not HM
Any guy who won’t give you his last piece of meat or let you take extra spoons from his ice cream is NOT HM
If he chases instagram celebs, plastics girls with 46 inch Brazilian hair, 6 inch nails who have “berry, cherry, Barbie, Velvet, doll” as their IG name hes not HM
If he leaves his phone open, no password or locks, he’s HM
If he shares an apartment with more than 3 other guys is not HM
Any guy whose phone is constantly on silent. No ringer or vibration is not HM
If he doesn’t have a 9-5 job or a defined job but calls himself a CEO he’s not HM
Any guy who has untidy / dirty beard is not a HM (RUN)
If he has more than 10 body counts he’s not HM
He must know how to make at least indomie, Rice, yam, stew and plantain
If he has more than 2 Baby mamas he’s not HM
If he gives you his atm card , cheque book freely he’s HM
If he cannot go more than 7 rounds in one day he’s definitely not HM ( Propose to Him)
If he has more than 6 bank accounts with no Money he’s not HM
If he doesn’t condone unplanned visit to his place he’s not HM
If he has been to moremi hall, Redeemers or Babcock University more than 5 times this year he’s not HM ( RUN)
If he’s owing night clubs money or borrows car, tooth brush he’s not HM
If he’s willing to father a single mothers child and marry her he’s HM
If he hides you from his friends, family, Pastor he’s not HM
If he always has a table at the club every Friday he’s not HM
If he likes or comments on more than 15 ladies picture per day on IG he’s not HM
he asks you to borrow him less than 20k he’s not HM
If he takes you to the cinema and doesn’t buy ordinary pop corn he’s not HM
If he doesn’t have a single Christian song on his phone he’s not HM
If he talks negatively about his ex he’s not HM
If he’s above 35 and has not committed he’s a chronic player not HM